By Lisa Kogan
“[Kogan’s] wry observations of daily life will hearten you in your worst days, validate you in your most sensible, and make you giggle any day at all.” — Martha Beck, writer of Expecting Adam and discovering your individual North Star
“Someone should be with You Shortly is a tasty mix of wit, whimsy, pith, and poignancy. If David Sedaris have been a girl... this is often the booklet he’d write.” — Evan Handler, writer of it is only Temporary
Someone can be with You Shortly is a set of the hilarious and poignant essays from cherished O Magazine columnist Lisa Kogan. Writing within the vein of Nora Ephron, Kogan has been known as "the Erma Bombeck of our iteration" (Kelly Corrigan, writer of The center position and Lift). In Someone might be with You Shortly, she brings her trademark humor to such real-life quandaries as unmarried motherhood, getting older, and sex.
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